Shaun: Are u him?! Bob: uhh... yeah... im him. shaun: JESUS! have i sinned or am i goin ta heaven?!?! Bob: DUDE! ur fryin man! how much acid did u take?! Shaun: wait... ur not jesus... UR BOB!!! Bob: i AM BOB! huh huh... how goes it?! Shaun: how are u doin that? Bob: doin what? Shaun: walking on water... see, if i get off this chair, ill drown. and u wanna know why Bob? cuz i cant swim! Bob:oohh... i get it! so..so shaun... do u see land anywhere? Shaun: *squeek*sqeeeek (turns in chair)* : nope... just water... Bob??? YOU ARE JESUS!!!! Bob: Thats right... y do ya ask? Shaun: Satan.. is in the house... he killed my mom... and he turned her.. into a bull!
Redneck: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOOOU?! Steveo: We come from the east.... in search of the mesiah... we follow that BIG STAR! and we bring gold... and and frankensense... and and and MERR! yeah.. merr! Redneck: Oh boy! who let u boys outa the state institution?! Heroin Bob: no.. no wait... were from.... ENGLAND!!! Redneck: oooh... okay then Redneck's wife: what the hell did they do to your hair?! Redneck:its okay hunny... theyre from england! Redneck's wife: u look like a gull durn indian! Steveo: oh... it was a medical experiement... but hes gonna be okay.