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Name:
LuLu
Birthdate:
29 April
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Shaun: Are u him?!
Bob: uhh... yeah... im him.
shaun: JESUS! have i sinned or am i goin ta heaven?!?!
Bob: DUDE! ur fryin man! how much acid did u take?!
Shaun: wait... ur not jesus... UR BOB!!!
Bob: i AM BOB! huh huh... how goes it?!
Shaun: how are u doin that?
Bob: doin what?
Shaun: walking on water... see, if i get off this chair, ill drown. and u wanna know why Bob? cuz i cant swim!
Bob:oohh... i get it! so..so shaun... do u see land anywhere?
Shaun: *squeek*sqeeeek (turns in chair)* : nope... just water...
Bob??? YOU ARE JESUS!!!!
Bob: Thats right... y do ya ask?
Shaun: Satan.. is in the house... he killed my mom... and he turned her.. into a bull!



Redneck: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOOOU?!
Steveo: We come from the east.... in search of the mesiah... we follow that BIG STAR! and we bring gold... and and frankensense... and and and MERR! yeah.. merr!
Redneck: Oh boy! who let u boys outa the state institution?!
Heroin Bob: no.. no wait... were from.... ENGLAND!!!
Redneck: oooh... okay then
Redneck's wife: what the hell did they do to your hair?!
Redneck:its okay hunny... theyre from england!
Redneck's wife: u look like a gull durn indian!
Steveo: oh... it was a medical experiement... but hes gonna be okay.
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